Find the Funny

So here's the deal:  I can't find the funny tonight.

I can't find the funny and I know it's what you expect of me and I don't want to disappoint you this early on in our relationship... but each thing I've tried to write tonight has been a little bit melancholy. And I'm not sure you come here for melancholy.

I'm pretty confident it's the peri-menopause...and you know what?  I'm not anywhere near ready to talk about that.  But does it make me feel sexy?  Oh, hells to the yeah, peeps.  Hells to the yeah.

The good news is that I see Yoda (my shrink) tomorrow for the first time in months...and I usually have plenty to write about once my head has been sanitized for your protection.

But before then, here's a peek at what's happening in my noggin tonight.


Have you ever noticed that TR Knight and Chloe Sevigny are the same horribly glum person?

Or that at some point in the 80's I was Elizabeth Shue?

       

And speaking of Elizabeth Shue, have you seen the creepy kid pointing to his flux capacitor in this clip from "Back to the Future Part 3?"  The blond one on the right, named Vern.  It happens about 20 seconds in. Seriously, is he a troll?  I think you'll be as appalled as the chipmunk.

These are the things I think about, people.  Simply so you don't have to.  You're welcome. 

I'm going to go enjoy a sexy night sweat now.